Hear me out — your ears are deceiving you

Going from point A to point Zzzzzzz

Fight, flight… or flirt?

Don’t worry. You're safe if you didn't print this article.

And why are others immune?

I think we’ve all done the Post-Workout Waddle Walk

Our least bland article yet

And why does it feel so good?

Is it something to worry about?

Hint: You’re not actually hitting the bone.

Your teeth are a part of your body, right?

We don’t know for sure, but crying and laughing are both ways that your brain soothes you and reduces stress. Crying while laughing could also just be because your tear ducts are getting stimulated by your face muscles.

These corn-chip-smelling paw pads serve a helpful purpose.

Let’s get right to it.

And why, of all things, pickle juice can help.

“My humps, my humps, my lovely, fatty lumps.”

It’s an instinct that prepares us for sleep. But you might want to think twice before doing it.

This is the cold, hard truth.

The more you soak, the less you toot?

Or as one researcher described it, “skin sucking behaviour.”